2. Hold the phone - my husband just reached over and scratched MY ass in his sleep. Faith in humanity totally restored.

  3. Feeling a little disenchanted with my fellow humans tonight. Sigh.

  4. mrsp0tter:

    oh-rebecca:

    EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE. 

    Hahaha. This is how I am! “If I’m not between a 3 and a 7, I’m crying.”

    This is my life in an alternate universe where I’m a celebrity. The emotional scale is completely me. Also the love of sloths.

  5. Doing yoga with Ray Lamontagne playing in the background is as close to a spiritual experience as I’m probably ever going to get.

  6. »  Fred Armisen Can Really Impersonate a Decomposing Fox

    Alright, I’ll admit that I’m not a huge fan of Portlandia…but this clip of Fred Armisen on Conan had me laughing so hard I think I peed a little.  Also, I watched it like 8 times.  Enjoy.

  7. Just realized that I share a birthday with Deb Talan of The Weepies. Makes my day infinitely better.

  8. I know I’m like two months behind on this one, but then I’m pretty much always late to the party as far as radio-hipster anthems go. Anyways, I love this song.

  9. Ohhhhh barre class. All I want to do is curl up in the fetal position and never move again. Oww.

  10. Ryan and I have been playing Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 for like 2 hours now. We may be a little obsessed.

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