November 2008
28 posts
Twilight.
Well, it somewhat exceeded my expectations. However, my expectations were terribly, terribly low, so…
I’ll just say this:
Robert Pattinson should never be allowed to act again. I found myself laughing at some points in the movie just from the sheer absurdity of his acting “skills.” However, Carlisle (played by Peter Facinelli)? Gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous in all his...
Have yourself a fatty little Christmas.
I don’t know why I always buy holiday candy, thinking that, “It will look nice and festive and other people can snack on it when they come over!” when, besides Ryan, it’s rare that anyone ever comes over. I always end up eating it myself and then feeling guilty.
But…guilt is a deeelicious emotion. Especially in the form of green and red Christmas M&Ms.
Bahahaha
Just because I hate F. Scott Fitzgerald, and this sums up about how much I took away from The Great Gatsby.
Damn academic environment.
You know, it’s really upsetting that the college doesn’t allow facebook to be accessed from the school network.
How else am I supposed to waste time between classes, since I’m obviously not interested in working on thesis?
I guess I will just have to resort to taking a nap on one of the library couches.
Sigh.
dangermania:
This is a text message conversation between my dad and I: Dad: Ok there is irrefutamabel evidence that aleins had sex wif monkeys and thats where we come from Me: Who is this? Dad: Gorlac
I’m just not at all surprised by this.
“Doug has submitted an application for a helper-wombat to the National Helper...”
– via one of my professor’s facebook.
When Ryan was here last, he stepped in dog crap outside. So, he left his shoes outside my door and then forgot to take them home with him (he had another pair of shoes with him, long story). Anyways, I was JUST thinking today how I needed to bring them in and clean them so I can give them to him tomorrow. Low and behold, the shoes are gone off my porch. I have a pretty good idea of who took them...
A welcome and dizzying distraction.
How am I supposed to get anything done if Kirby keeps spinning my computer chair around?
WatchThis is why I don’t get on the floor unless I want to have my windpipe crushed.
Come on.
Things like this make me more disappointed than anything:
”________ is waiting for the socialism to start! And we called this the land of the free and the home of the brave…hmm!”
Does one election not working out how you wanted it to negate everything else our country is about?
And all the people saying they’re going to move to another country because Obama is going to...
Election.
This is far better than the Obama win as far as joy in my night is concerned:
(after hearing the results, in text messages)
Me to Dad: Woohoo! Dad: OMG.
Katy was right.
Stupidity is truly bipartisan.
“I’m scared. There are a lot of dumb people in this country who probably voted for Obama.” - MC student
There are dumb people voting both ways, darlin’.
I just have to say, it’s kind of creepy on here when someone tags your page and it just says “So-and-so has started following you.”
It just sounds creepy.
Although flattering, none the less, that my life is interesting to others.
How many mock elections does the college think we...
I seriously cannot wait until the election is over.
And if McCain gets elected and by some stroke of terrible fate, dies (leaving Palin as pres), I’m moving to Canada.
