College: taking my notes to the bar with me tonight.– Jessica. Good work, friend.
E-mails from an Asshole →
My new favorite web site. “Deer Hunter” is my favorite one.
Dramatic Break Up Letter →
Excessively literal and dramatic reading of a real break-up letter.
The Porkchop →
My fiance’s new blog about his culinary adventures and the local food scene! Check it out.
Okay, my day is looking up significantly: my wedding dress is in!
This has turned out to be one of those days where I don’t even feel bad about getting my downstairs neighbor all wet while watering my plants on the balcony. In fact, it was the high point of my day so far.
“Dallas” - Alan Jackson When I decide...
A new low
You know chivalry truly is dead when a 40-something man flips you off and screams at you for briefly and unavoidably blocking the entrance to the Hardee’s drive-thru. Hope you get heart disease, jackass.
MTV's Daria finally coming to DVD! →
There is no worse death than to be eaten by something you love.– Naturalist speaking about the death of Timothy Treadwill, “The Grizzly Man”