January 2010
16 posts
The only good part in Scream 2 is when Jamie Kennedy gets stabbed to death.
The great Tennessee snowstorm of 2010
What this means for me:
-I have to actually turn the heater on a little bit. -I went to the store this morning and stocked up on survival food: Bunny grahams, Goldfish, fruit leather, and chocolate chip cookies. -I have heard the words, “hunker down” more times today than I ever wanted to in my life. -Kirby is forced to wear his sweater when I take him outside. -I will not be going...
Wedding planning etiquette is SO CONFUSING. They don’t tell you that part.
Things I find amusing on Animal Planet:
-David Duchovny does the voice for the Pedigree commercials
-The Lady GaGa song “Paparazzi” is in the background of the Westminster dog show commercial
A new low.
Tonight, as I was doing my Jillian Michaels workout, I tripped and fell down while I was doing jumping jacks. The only thing I had to make me feel better about it was that it was probably really loud to my jackass downstairs neighbors (so far, my main motivation for working out harder is that I’m making a lot of noise by jumping around). Then I found out that they’re out of town. So...
Sleep Talkin Man →
dangermania:
“I can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!”
(a tip of my hat to Julia for this one, so good)
I am SO glad I looked at this. My favorite: “Don’t talk to me like that. I’m just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots.”
You can't make this stuff up.
[Scene: A group of white-trash-“fashionistas” (poorly done bleach blonde streaks in hair, ripped jeans, cheap gaudy jewelry) stands at the Joann’s counter checking out. They have been looking, in vain, for fake baby’s breath flowers and are talking to the cashier about it]
Cashier: Well, you might try Michael’s for the baby’s breath. What are you making with...
I just need to stop checking theknot.com
It really stresses me out when I look on my wedding website and it says, “112 ITEMS OVERDUE” next to my wedding checklist.
Cognitive behavioral approach may be far superior... →
Are we really just now figuring this out? That “delving into the unconscious” and forming innapropriately close relationships with patients DOESN’T actually work all that effectively in therapy? Suck it, Freud (Because we all know you just had an oral fixation anyway).
Where the system fails.
I really don’t understand why my criminal neighbors are allowed to still have custody of their baby (Note: the wife is the one I mentioned a while back who wrecked her car into a shop sign with her unrestrained baby while drunk, texting, and driving on the wrong side of the road). I can hear them downstairs now screaming obscenities at each other while the baby is screaming and crying. Why...
Surprise, surprise.
I am discovering that on the days I actually make myself get out and do things and can feel productive, I am less inclined to be depressed and hate myself for my loser life and lack of job.
So…today I went bridesmaid dress shopping with Katie and narrowed it down to two dresses, started setting in motion some other wedding reservation plans, did my first workout in like 2 months, and...
“Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.”
– 30 Rock
“I’m just gonna be me and they can go fuck themselves … Don’t care, that’s the...”
– (via shitmydadsays) 