Uhhh, I’m really not a fan of the weather channel saying it’s going to be 100 degrees on my wedding day…
Tough competition, Ryan
Me: Caroline, do you know who I’m getting married to? Caroline: Jesus.
No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got...– (via shitmydadsays)
Here we see the elusive bridezilla emerge from her cave. Wow! Watch as she tears the heads off all those around! What a rare sight we’ve been treated to today, folks!
I am watching The Fox and the Hound and Kirby is barking incessantly at the TV. Doesn’t he recognize his own fox-kind?
My dogs literally ate the RSVP to your wedding. I had it out on my table to send...– Julia