May 2010
8 posts
Uhhh, I’m really not a fan of the weather channel saying it’s going to be 100 degrees on my wedding day…
May 30th
May 28th
Tough competition, Ryan
Me: Caroline, do you know who I’m getting married to? Caroline: Jesus.
May 28th
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“No. Humans will die out. We’re weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got...”
– (via shitmydadsays)
May 27th
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Here we see the elusive bridezilla emerge from her cave. Wow! Watch as she tears the heads off all those around! What a rare sight we’ve been treated to today, folks!
May 17th
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May 5th
I am watching The Fox and the Hound and Kirby is barking incessantly at the TV. Doesn’t he recognize his own fox-kind?
May 3rd
“My dogs literally ate the RSVP to your wedding. I had it out on my table to send...”
– Julia
May 2nd
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