Best and Worst Cities for Summer Travel →
I just like how the average summer temperature for Dallas (on the worst list, p.s.) is listed as 83 degrees. I would say that that is VERY misleading.
Mr. Burns: I don't know what's happening, it seems our profits have dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir. Market research shows that people see you as something of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
Of course it does.
I just noticed that on my dad’s facebook profile, under religious views, it says “monkey/alien.”
I am getting really tired of Kirby’s uncanny ability to always land on the tv remote’s “power” button EVERY time he jumps on the couch.
Billy Ray should be so proud. →
Another Disney star proves to be a horrible role model for young women. Surprise, surprise.
Some thoughts on Gaga.
I do actually like a few Lady Gaga songs, but I can’t deny two things: 1. Her music videos are shit. 2. The song “Alejandro” sounds like Ace of Base.
The Faces of Meth →
This website depicts the horrifying, shockingly short-term physical effects that meth users suffer. Every high school in East Tennessee (and anywhere else battling a devastating meth epidemic) needs to be showing this to their students.
I know that something is probably truly wrong with me (and my generation in general) when it took changing my name on facebook for it to really hit me that I’m married now.
I spent my evening waltzing around the living room to Tom Petty with my dad. What’d YOU do?
Hey, congrats on your wedding. I know I’m coming to the wedding, but I...– E-mail from unfortunate wedding guest