November 2011
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Whoever invented the cough syrup with codeine in it has my eternal gratitude.
October 2011
15 posts
Community College Quote of the Day: Professor...
“Use visual aids to have a greater empack on your audience.”
-My public speaking instructor’s written comment on my speech eval form.
If you’re posting pathetic, love-lost, life-is-so-hard song lyrics constantly on your Facebook or blog, just know that I’m judging you. Harshly.
Dear child upstairs,
It is barely 6 A.M. and I will not hesitate to kill you if you don’t stop screaming and stomping around.
Yours truly,
Erin
Hyperbole and a Half: Wild Animal (The Simple Dog... →
This is tragically similar to how devastatingly simple my own dogs are. Like the time Kirby escaped from our yard, went on a rampage around the neighborhood, and was only caught because he had to stop to poop in someone else’s yard.
“I hate the flute. Have I ever mentioned that to you?”
– Ryan
“Fucked up at T.G.I. Friday’s.”
– Probably the saddest Facebook status I have ever seen
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Sons of Anarchy caused me to have an emotional episode tonight.
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Tremblings: Protest and Affirmation →
tremblebot:
Yesterday evening I left work and started walking to the train. I teach at a community college two blocks from the Trade Center site in Lower Manhattan. The OWS protests are happening about five blocks away. I got about half a block from campus when an older gentleman stopped me and started asking…
Click through and go read the whole thing. Beautiful.
Actual source that someone used for a speech on... →
At first I was just sad because this student thought that Yahoo Answers is an acceptable research source, but then I read this page and all the various answers that people submitted and I was so entertained that I forgot to be sad about how pathetic these people are. (The orange juice answer was the obvious right choice.)
Louis vs. Rick: The story of a man who taught his... →
This had me laughing hysterically. “CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK. ALL THE TIME”
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