January 2012
22 posts
Doing yoga with Ray Lamontagne playing in the background is as close to a spiritual experience as I’m probably ever going to get.
Alright, I’ll admit that I’m not a huge fan of Portlandia…but this clip of Fred Armisen on Conan had me laughing so hard I think I peed a little. Also, I watched it like 8 times. Enjoy.
Just realized that I share a birthday with Deb Talan of The Weepies. Makes my day infinitely better.
Ohhhhh barre class. All I want to do is curl up in the fetal position and never move again. Oww.
Ryan and I have been playing Diddy Kong Racing on the N64 for like 2 hours now. We may be a little obsessed.
I am personally taking credit for the fact that my four year old niece just told me she loves “Love You Madly” by Cake. WIN.
I’m starting to see some actual, physical changes in my body since I began my new workout/health plan. It’s only been a few weeks, and the changes are small things that probably only I will notice for now, but it’s enough to be seriously encouraging.
And the best part? I’m loving the actual working out part for probably the first time in my life. I found a great studio with yoga, nia (my new favorite thing, and a hell of a good, fun workout), and barre classes and I actually really look forward to going.
Perhaps the key all along has been finding a way to work out that’s also actually enjoyable. Imagine that.
- --------: 1:24 PM
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- RickDickens77: What's up
- LouisTheCat: im in bad shape here rick
- RickDickens77: What did you do now
- LouisTheCat: it wasnt my fault
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: A fight?? What happened?
- LouisTheCat: it was the bad cats
- RickDickens77: Oh my god Lou, are you ok?
- RickDickens77: How bad is it?
- LouisTheCat: im not good
- LouisTheCat: ill probably live
- LouisTheCat: but im not good
- LouisTheCat: i need you home
- RickDickens77: Wow, Lou, I'm so sorry
- RickDickens77: I'll be home as soon as I can, ok?
- LouisTheCat: please hurry rick
- --------: 1:49 PM
- RickDickens77: Lou, I'm still working on getting out of here
- LouisTheCat: rick you gotta get home man
- LouisTheCat: things are getting bad here
- RickDickens77: I know, I'm trying
- RickDickens77: My boss is driving me crazy
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes black
- RickDickens77: ...What?
- LouisTheCat: is your boss driving you crazy because hes black
- RickDickens77: No. That's not why.
- RickDickens77: My boss isn't even black.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes siamese
- RickDickens77: No. Siamese? No. My boss is white, like me, not that it matters.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes a woman
- RickDickens77: No, my boss isn't- OK what is this about
- LouisTheCat: ive just heard some things rick
- LouisTheCat: some terrible things
- RickDickens77: Right. From who.
- LouisTheCat: the bad cats
- RickDickens77: The bad cats. The bad cats were talking about me.
- LouisTheCat: thats right
- LouisTheCat: why do you think i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: You got in a fight because of me?
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight defending your honor rick
- RickDickens77: What on earth were they saying?
- LouisTheCat: some things i dont even want you to have to hear
- RickDickens77: Try me.
- LouisTheCat: are you sure
- RickDickens77: Out with it.
- LouisTheCat: they say youre racist rick
- RickDickens77: Well, that's crazy.
- LouisTheCat: is it
- LouisTheCat: is it rick
- RickDickens77: Why, do you agree?
- LouisTheCat: well
- LouisTheCat: is it or is it not true that you targeted the two black cats down the street for tearing up our doormat
- RickDickens77: They were the ones doing it!
- LouisTheCat: sounds like profiling to me
- RickDickens77: There were chunks of it in their back yard!
- LouisTheCat: circumstantial evidence
- RickDickens77: Wait, this is ridiculous.
- RickDickens77: Those cats are troublemakers.
- LouisTheCat: those cats
- LouisTheCat: listen to yourself
- RickDickens77: I don't hold an opinion about black cats, the ones who did that just happen to be black.
- LouisTheCat: so you expect us to believe you didnt look to them first
- LouisTheCat: because of their color
- RickDickens77: All cats are the same!
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: wow
- LouisTheCat: i dont even know what to say
- LouisTheCat: just wow
- RickDickens77: You know what I mean.
- LouisTheCat: sure i know
- LouisTheCat: we cats are all the same
- LouisTheCat: lazy
- LouisTheCat: untrustworthy
- LouisTheCat: good at basketball
- LouisTheCat: ive heard them all rick
- RickDickens77: Stop it.
- LouisTheCat: anyway thats not all they say about you
- RickDickens77: I can't wait.
- LouisTheCat: now i dont think this is true
- LouisTheCat: theyre probably just making this up
- LouisTheCat: but these guys say youre a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: A what.
- LouisTheCat: a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: I don't think there is any such thing.
- LouisTheCat: youd be surprised
- LouisTheCat: happens all the time
- RickDickens77: It does?
- LouisTheCat: oh rick you would not believe
- RickDickens77: I bet I wouldn't. Anyway, why would they think that about me?
- LouisTheCat: apparently
- LouisTheCat: and trust me they would never hear this from me
- LouisTheCat: but theres this rumor that a few years ago you took a cat from old mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Oh really.
- LouisTheCat: just saying what i heard
- RickDickens77: That's a pretty bold accusation.
- LouisTheCat: the true ones often are
- RickDickens77: Well that one does happen to be true.
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick no
- LouisTheCat: how could you even
- RickDickens77: IT WAS YOU LOU.
- LouisTheCat: you stole me oh my god
- RickDickens77: NO, SHE GAVE YOU TO ME.
- RickDickens77: She had like ten cats, and she was getting too old to take care of them, so she was giving them away.
- LouisTheCat: oh that mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Yeah. That Mrs. Wembley. I had permission to take you.
- LouisTheCat: ok well lets say for a second that i buy that
- LouisTheCat: and im not saying these guys will
- LouisTheCat: but even if i believe you about that much
- LouisTheCat: they also say
- LouisTheCat: and again this is just what im hearing on the streets
- LouisTheCat: they say theres a lady who left here smelling like cat pee
- RickDickens77: Oh, for God's sake.
- LouisTheCat: hey thats just the word out there
- RickDickens77: I bet if you think REAL HARD, you can figure out what that one's about.
- LouisTheCat: yeah ok i might remember something about that
- LouisTheCat: still
- LouisTheCat: you have to admit it looks suspicious
- RickDickens77: I have to do nothing of the sort.
- RickDickens77: Now listen, I need to get back to work so I can get home and help you out.
- LouisTheCat: theres one more thing rick
- RickDickens77: Alright, go. Quickly.
- LouisTheCat: you drive a ford festiva
- LouisTheCat: the whole neighborhood thinks you drive a festiva
- RickDickens77: I do drive a Festiva. It's a good American car.
- LouisTheCat: oh god i cant even
- LouisTheCat: i just barfed
- LouisTheCat: rick why
- RickDickens77: It's a car, what's the big deal
- LouisTheCat: oh my god i cant even stop barfing
- LouisTheCat: rick who are you
- LouisTheCat: im trying to defend you rick
- LouisTheCat: im putting my reputation on the line out there
- LouisTheCat: taking back things i said about you
- LouisTheCat: but youre not giving me much to work with
- RickDickens77: Ok, ok, enough
- RickDickens77: Who are these "bad cats" anyway
- LouisTheCat: oh the persians
- LouisTheCat: awful breed
- LouisTheCat: slippery
- LouisTheCat: evil
- LouisTheCat: godless
- LouisTheCat: hate shorthairs
- RickDickens77: You have got to be kidding me.
- LouisTheCat: i wish i were rick
- LouisTheCat: the world is a troubled place
- --------: 2:25 PM
- RickDickens77: Alright look
- RickDickens77: I offered to work the weekend to get out of here early today
- RickDickens77: So I'm on my way. Hang in there pal.
- RickDickens77: Thanks for sticking up for me, sorry you got hurt.
- --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
- LouisTheCat: no no i won that fight its just the tv wont turn on
Hey guess what?
I finally figured out how to change my damn picture on here since the last one was from like 3 years ago.
Also, it’s super easy to change your picture. I guess I wasn’t trying very hard before.
Let me add this after my post from yesterday about my jerk dogs being jerks: today they got in a fight after some commotion with someone knocking on the door and me jumping out of the shower to get dressed and answer it. Occasionally when there’s craziness like this, my corgi feels the need to let my other dog know that he’s in charge via bullying him a little. It sounds much worse than it is; he’s never really hurt him or drawn blood. But you know how you hear people say that you shouldn’t try to break up a dog fight? Yeah, it’s for a damn good reason. I grabbed Kirby, not really thinking about it, just trying to separate them, and he swung around in the heat of the moment and bit the shit out of my hand. In other words, this is one of the days that I have seriously questioned why I have these dogs. Don’t get me wrong, I love them dearly, and I understand that essentially when shit like this happens, it’s my fault for not understanding the “dog language”, but goddamn that shit hurts.
It’s reached the point in the evening where one dog is running circles around the living room and ricocheting off the couch, and the other is laying submissively upside down in the middle of the floor; I’m sitting in the chair with my legs tucked up so a rogue corgi doesn’t run full speed into them, and wondering, yet again, why I just had to have pets.