I’m pretty sure if I was on death row, my last meal request would be for some hummus with warm pita bread.
WHY IN GOD’S NAME DOES THE STUPID TV HAVE LIKE 5 INPUTS AND ALL THESE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND REMOTES? ALL I WANT TO DO IS PUT ON MY DAMN JILLIAN MICHAELS DVD AND WORK OUT AND NOT FEEL LIKE SUCH A FATASS AND INSTEAD I’M SITTING ON THE COUCH YELLING AT THE BLANK TV SCREEN
While listening to Neil Young in the car:
Katy: Caroline, who sings this song? Caroline: I don’t know…Radiohead?
Hi, my name is Erin and I have a problem. I am utterly incapable of buying a pair of heels that do not have a peep toe.
My dogs generally cause more trouble than they’re worth, and Kirby in particular is a huge asshole most of the time…That being said, I still prefer their company to that of 99% of the humans I encounter on a daily basis.
Please stop being such a Monday. Kindest regards, Erin
I am always amazed at some of the stupid shit I see on tumblr that has like 10,000 reblogs.
Lucille and Mitt →
Pairings of Mitt Romney quotes with pictures of Lucille Bluth, Jessica Walter’s character from Arrested Development. This is perfect.
Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com (via nursesrockokay)
Things you can say to help ensure that I probably...
-“I’m probably going to vote for Santorum.” -“Oh, you just don’t understand because you don’t have a child yet.” -“Well, I’m vegan, and I don’t eat honey because…” *I’ve stopped listening by this point* -“I just don’t like water, but I drink diet coke so I’m pretty healthy.” -“Did you...
There is divine beauty in learning… To learn means to accept the postulate that...– Elie Wiesel (via girlwithoutwings)
It seems unfair, in the general sense of human design, to put such an easily-annoyed, take-no-shit personality into such a cautious, confrontation-fearing person. One of these days, I will no longer be able to contain all of the things I want to bitch at people about, and I’m just going to split into multiple personalities. One of which may or may not be a serial killer or something....
How Birth Control Saves Taxpayers Money →
I realize this is an article from NPR about research coming from a “left-leaning” organization, but it’s also not the first research to show this trend. I also realize there are a lot of moral objections to contraceptives on various levels, but isn’t preventing the pregnancy from happening in the first place better at least than the abortions that occur after the fact...
Reasons why I shouldn’t have a baby: Because the only reason I see to have a baby at this point is to get my in-laws and other relatives to stop asking me when I’m going to have a baby. I’m 25, not 40, people.
Having a nose ring makes so much less sense when you have a cold.