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Episode 12: The Bad Cats
- --------: 1:24 PM
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick
- RickDickens77: What's up
- LouisTheCat: im in bad shape here rick
- RickDickens77: What did you do now
- LouisTheCat: it wasnt my fault
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: A fight?? What happened?
- LouisTheCat: it was the bad cats
- RickDickens77: Oh my god Lou, are you ok?
- RickDickens77: How bad is it?
- LouisTheCat: im not good
- LouisTheCat: ill probably live
- LouisTheCat: but im not good
- LouisTheCat: i need you home
- RickDickens77: Wow, Lou, I'm so sorry
- RickDickens77: I'll be home as soon as I can, ok?
- LouisTheCat: please hurry rick
- --------: 1:49 PM
- RickDickens77: Lou, I'm still working on getting out of here
- LouisTheCat: rick you gotta get home man
- LouisTheCat: things are getting bad here
- RickDickens77: I know, I'm trying
- RickDickens77: My boss is driving me crazy
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes black
- RickDickens77: ...What?
- LouisTheCat: is your boss driving you crazy because hes black
- RickDickens77: No. That's not why.
- RickDickens77: My boss isn't even black.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes siamese
- RickDickens77: No. Siamese? No. My boss is white, like me, not that it matters.
- LouisTheCat: is it because hes a woman
- RickDickens77: No, my boss isn't- OK what is this about
- LouisTheCat: ive just heard some things rick
- LouisTheCat: some terrible things
- RickDickens77: Right. From who.
- LouisTheCat: the bad cats
- RickDickens77: The bad cats. The bad cats were talking about me.
- LouisTheCat: thats right
- LouisTheCat: why do you think i got in a fight
- RickDickens77: You got in a fight because of me?
- LouisTheCat: i got in a fight defending your honor rick
- RickDickens77: What on earth were they saying?
- LouisTheCat: some things i dont even want you to have to hear
- RickDickens77: Try me.
- LouisTheCat: are you sure
- RickDickens77: Out with it.
- LouisTheCat: they say youre racist rick
- RickDickens77: Well, that's crazy.
- LouisTheCat: is it
- LouisTheCat: is it rick
- RickDickens77: Why, do you agree?
- LouisTheCat: well
- LouisTheCat: is it or is it not true that you targeted the two black cats down the street for tearing up our doormat
- RickDickens77: They were the ones doing it!
- LouisTheCat: sounds like profiling to me
- RickDickens77: There were chunks of it in their back yard!
- LouisTheCat: circumstantial evidence
- RickDickens77: Wait, this is ridiculous.
- RickDickens77: Those cats are troublemakers.
- LouisTheCat: those cats
- LouisTheCat: listen to yourself
- RickDickens77: I don't hold an opinion about black cats, the ones who did that just happen to be black.
- LouisTheCat: so you expect us to believe you didnt look to them first
- LouisTheCat: because of their color
- RickDickens77: All cats are the same!
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: wow
- LouisTheCat: i dont even know what to say
- LouisTheCat: just wow
- RickDickens77: You know what I mean.
- LouisTheCat: sure i know
- LouisTheCat: we cats are all the same
- LouisTheCat: lazy
- LouisTheCat: untrustworthy
- LouisTheCat: good at basketball
- LouisTheCat: ive heard them all rick
- RickDickens77: Stop it.
- LouisTheCat: anyway thats not all they say about you
- RickDickens77: I can't wait.
- LouisTheCat: now i dont think this is true
- LouisTheCat: theyre probably just making this up
- LouisTheCat: but these guys say youre a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: A what.
- LouisTheCat: a cat smuggler
- RickDickens77: I don't think there is any such thing.
- LouisTheCat: youd be surprised
- LouisTheCat: happens all the time
- RickDickens77: It does?
- LouisTheCat: oh rick you would not believe
- RickDickens77: I bet I wouldn't. Anyway, why would they think that about me?
- LouisTheCat: apparently
- LouisTheCat: and trust me they would never hear this from me
- LouisTheCat: but theres this rumor that a few years ago you took a cat from old mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Oh really.
- LouisTheCat: just saying what i heard
- RickDickens77: That's a pretty bold accusation.
- LouisTheCat: the true ones often are
- RickDickens77: Well that one does happen to be true.
- LouisTheCat: rick
- LouisTheCat: rick no
- LouisTheCat: how could you even
- RickDickens77: IT WAS YOU LOU.
- LouisTheCat: you stole me oh my god
- RickDickens77: NO, SHE GAVE YOU TO ME.
- RickDickens77: She had like ten cats, and she was getting too old to take care of them, so she was giving them away.
- LouisTheCat: oh that mrs wembley
- RickDickens77: Yeah. That Mrs. Wembley. I had permission to take you.
- LouisTheCat: ok well lets say for a second that i buy that
- LouisTheCat: and im not saying these guys will
- LouisTheCat: but even if i believe you about that much
- LouisTheCat: they also say
- LouisTheCat: and again this is just what im hearing on the streets
- LouisTheCat: they say theres a lady who left here smelling like cat pee
- RickDickens77: Oh, for God's sake.
- LouisTheCat: hey thats just the word out there
- RickDickens77: I bet if you think REAL HARD, you can figure out what that one's about.
- LouisTheCat: yeah ok i might remember something about that
- LouisTheCat: still
- LouisTheCat: you have to admit it looks suspicious
- RickDickens77: I have to do nothing of the sort.
- RickDickens77: Now listen, I need to get back to work so I can get home and help you out.
- LouisTheCat: theres one more thing rick
- RickDickens77: Alright, go. Quickly.
- LouisTheCat: you drive a ford festiva
- LouisTheCat: the whole neighborhood thinks you drive a festiva
- RickDickens77: I do drive a Festiva. It's a good American car.
- LouisTheCat: oh god i cant even
- LouisTheCat: i just barfed
- LouisTheCat: rick why
- RickDickens77: It's a car, what's the big deal
- LouisTheCat: oh my god i cant even stop barfing
- LouisTheCat: rick who are you
- LouisTheCat: im trying to defend you rick
- LouisTheCat: im putting my reputation on the line out there
- LouisTheCat: taking back things i said about you
- LouisTheCat: but youre not giving me much to work with
- RickDickens77: Ok, ok, enough
- RickDickens77: Who are these "bad cats" anyway
- LouisTheCat: oh the persians
- LouisTheCat: awful breed
- LouisTheCat: slippery
- LouisTheCat: evil
- LouisTheCat: godless
- LouisTheCat: hate shorthairs
- RickDickens77: You have got to be kidding me.
- LouisTheCat: i wish i were rick
- LouisTheCat: the world is a troubled place
- --------: 2:25 PM
- RickDickens77: Alright look
- RickDickens77: I offered to work the weekend to get out of here early today
- RickDickens77: So I'm on my way. Hang in there pal.
- RickDickens77: Thanks for sticking up for me, sorry you got hurt.
- --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
- LouisTheCat: no no i won that fight its just the tv wont turn on
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